Bibi Gives A Shit

Recently, I read that Tech-Chihuahua Peter Thiel noted that companies would be better managed than governments, because at their helm stands a sole decision-maker with quasi-dictatorial authority, who does not require democratic legitimacy. I couldn’t give more of a quasi-dictatorial shit.

So, today my hoomans and me drove over the Conor Pass. Vehicles wider than 1.8 metres were not allowed. That’s funny, because even a doggo driving a Smart would be too wide for that road. So good I gave a shit - turns out the road is as narrow as any other random Irish road.

Today I learned that 43% of Italy’s sandy coasts are now occupied by private businesses. I wish I could give a shit on a private Italian beach.

So, according to a dude named René Descartes, animals are machines, completely driven by bodily mechanisms. Also, he states that, apparently, animals have no reason and no soul. Well, my shit might be the result of my bodily functions, but me giving a shit is the sublime expression of my reason and soul.

Been to an Augustinian abbey and learned that the number of Augustinian monks in Europe is significantly decreasing. So sad, oh wait. No, it’s not. I give a shit.

Max Weber’s Protestant Work Ethics? Well, I give a shit.

So, today I have been to a very old tomb from like a million doggo years ago. And there was this archeological hooman who ploughed the whole site up and excavated every delicious bone from that site and criticised years after that the increasing tourism would ruin the spiritual quality of the landscape surrounding that tomb. Here, I give a spiritual shit.

John Fluff Kennedy once said: Do not ask what your hoomans can do for you, ask what you can do for your hoomans. The fuck I will, I give a shit.

on second thought, pooping privacy is like super important so today I give a shit about unsheltered defecation!

Pooping in public? I give a shit